A Prayer to the Golf Gods

Dear Golf Gods... it has been a week since my last confession of utter inadequacy on the course and I pray – is praying considered worshiping? I’m not supposed to “worship” other gods, so if praying is worshiping, then let me just… beseech you, or even really just ask that you help my golf game today. I know I don’t practice enough, but there have been times when I’ve hit the course cold and you’ve helped me out with a decent drive and some glory shots here and there. So please, today, just help me not make a fool of myself or lose too many balls in the water during today's twilight round... Amen (or if amen is blasphemous, then I’ll simply just say – thanks, I appreciate it)!